May 2013
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April 2013
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Apr 24th
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March 2013
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Mar 8th
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Mar 8th
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February 2013
6 posts
Feb 24th
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Me & My Dad telling My Step Mom I'm Gay
Step Mom: Our Server was checking you out, Haley.
Me: Uh, that's nice.
Step Mom: What, you don't think he's cute?
Dad: She's Gay Tammy.
(Awkward Silence)
Step-Mom: Well whats so good about eating Pussy?
Me: Excu-
Dad: Tammy, my daughter is gay. She eats Pussy; Yes, but it's not just about eating Pussy. She loves the Pussy, she admires the Pussy, she tends to the Pussy, she moves inside the Pussy . . . She is one with the Pussy, because, my daughter is Gay . . . She loves the Pussy.
(Longest Awkward Silence Ever)
Me: You said Pussy like 5 times . . .
Dad: 8 times Hunny, now finish your Burger.
Feb 24th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 1st
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January 2013
20 posts
Jan 27th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Listenmmm-libertyy: JUST PRESS PLAY Lol, I...
Jan 23rd
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captainnaustralia: the-missing-e-in: im-a-fan-of-that: heyheyanna: weepingdemon: dad and mom treat or trick josh and drake cheese and mac stop that thank you jelly and peanut butter George and Fred white and black Juliet and Romeo This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr The scariest thing about this post is that I couldn’t work out what was wrong for a good minute...
Jan 23rd
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